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And here’s the problem: The same fate awaits any man that walks into The Beast’s lair and tries to take away from Brock Lesnar the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. And it’s almost an unfair fight to begin with because anybody that steps into this ring is just a challenger.

Just a man. My client is not a man.

My client…is THE BEAST!

And this beast will lay wreckage to any man that tries to take that title away from him. Which means the same beating awaits. Which makes every single title defense by Brock Lesnar not only must-see…but can’t miss.

Now if you’re too cheap, or too stupid, or too blind, or too ignorant to spend $9.99 on the WWE Network - let tell you what happened last night: My client, Brock Lesnar, imposed his will on John Cena. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what they call “Basic Brockanomics”.

Eat, sleep, suplex, repeat.

Suplex, repeat. Suplex, repeat.
Suplex, repeat. Suplex, repeat.
Suplex, repeat. Suplex, repeat.
Suplex, repeat. Suplex, repeat.
Suplex, repeat. Suplex, repeat.
Suplex, repeat. Suplex, repeat.
Suplex, repeat. Suplex, repeat.

Suplex…RE-PEAT!

Brock Lesnar lives by the motto: “Eat. Sleep. Suplex. Repeat.”

"Eat. Sleep. F5. Repeat."

"Eat. Sleep. Victimize. Repeat."

"Eat. Sleep. Beat. Repeat"

"Eat…Sleep…Conquer"

…John…Cena. (X)

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Eva Marie in the newest promo “Hit the Ring” of Total Divas

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Kanye is the realest

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